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Octobunny Monsters
Posable Hand-sewn Toys
Eli. W. Rockmell (Triumphene)

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Octobunny T-shirts
Apparel in requestable colours & sizes
Eli W. Rockmell (Triumphene)

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Fine Art by Triumphene
Drawings & etc
Eli W. Rockmell (Triumphene)

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Rockmell Stickers
Hard-drawn Stickers
Eli W. Rockmell (Triumphene)

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Mini Comics: Tiny Tommy Comics
Various Issues (& requestable)
Stapled mini-comics

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Past Successes
Syphmag Literary Sampler
Contains Kram; Betty McKenzie; Coyote Rosebud; Dottie Jax; and introduction by Nic Van Roon

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Tiny Tommy Comics
Wild Strawberries
Limited edition comic

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Dottie Jax
Pure Animal Instinct
3 short stories

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Tiny Tommy Comics
L.A. Is Evil: 3rd Edition

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Tiny Tommy Comics
L.A. Is Evil

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Coyote Rosebud
Stickers In Bulk

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Sketchbookkid's Monsters
Selected Stickers

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Tiny Tommy Comics
Selected Stickers

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Wee Eskimo Woman
Self Portrait Drawn In Barbie Colouring Book Style

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Postcard: Lara Violet as Bijou

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Bookmark/Postcard: Sock Puppets in Photobooth

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Tiny Tommy Comics
Misfits and Losers

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Tiny Tommy Comics
A Day In The Park

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Seymour Samuel Detroit
Terrorism In Canada

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Seymour Samuel Detroit
Stephen Harper: Punk Rock Legend In The Making?

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