Kiwi is the type of girl to get pink lipstick on a cigarette shared with a warrior in the back of a truck in rural Cuba. Her feats include discovering a corpse in a Beijing alley, staying awake during an Introduction to Psychology class, and discovering a new kind of bottom dwelling trilobyte. Kiwi's true loves include sharks, drinking airplane wine, cowboy boots, and plotting to make Stephen Lewis prime minister. She is SM²'s newest contributor, and looks to be a fighter.