page 1: "songs that start out sad and end with a joke"
page 2: "What did the hill say to the mountain?"
page 3: "I am a wrecking ball fit for the stars"
page 4: "most of my friends are suicidal"
page 6: "Hey did you hear about my new job?"
page 7: "your connection is unplugged"
songs that start out sad and end with a joke
songs of love by boys without hope
take me home so i can sleep
off with her head
a coat made of sheep
you think you're clever,
they laugh when you clap
your hands are mine
puppetry school is obsolete
were you looking for something else
when you met your true love
forget about it honey, but don't look so smug.
What did the hill say to the mountain?
"How's it hanging?"
What did the mountain say the the hill?
"Mind your own business."
I am a wrecking ball fit for the stars
I've been riding in the finest of cars
Your teeth were so pearly that she was lost for a second
imagining the arctic
or anywhere far away from you
it's a calm river down in this room
and baby calls up she's missing a button
so we slide under the mattress
to giggle and laugh
I'm ripping your teeth out in the dark
Because if i leave them under here the good fairy will reward me.
most of my friends are suicidal
so I'm always trying to make new ones
we're all a barrel of fun
rolled past your busstop
bag lady humming a brand new song
i go home to watch reruns
cigarettes and rabbit for dinner
cousin betty's been looking thinner
scan the tv from finish to start
they gave my baby a metal heart
a bottle of vitamins
a trip to the zoo
everything is coming up you.
no hope is not hope
but it sure is promising
like a black hole
when you know the shuttle
is low on gas
Hey did you hear about my new job?
They've got me working for the mob
Maybe you can come by and have some tea
The government had my baby
your connection is unplugged
haunt me baby
don't let them turn you off
the latest trends have me on my knees!
you swing and you swing and you're gas gas gas
in awe in awe in awe of every word you say
sounds like christmas day
a holiday
didn't you wish?
mine came true when when they took you down.