06-08-01

The Collected Works Of Dottie Jax

book 1: Readers Digest Dottie Jax - Volume 1: The Early Works

book 2: Readers Digest Dottie Jax - Volume 2: Romance

book 3: Readers Digest Dottie Jax - Volume 3: Selected Pornography

book 4: The Dottie Jax Bible (Southern Release Only)

book 5: The Essential Dottie Jax

book 6: The Virgin Dottie Jax Song Book (North America And Europe Only)

book 7: Readers Digest Dottie Jax - Volume 4: Various Discontents

 


Table Of Contents:
He Rode A Violin Of Since
Not Cat Stevens, Crass For Jesus!
Daytime TV Rockstars
Things Sure Have Changed, Cletus
Dhyna Mighty Mouse!
A Mickey Mouse Mascot Gave Grandma Mono In Florida And All I Got Was This Crummy T-Shirt


Table Of Contents:
Tolerated Affection
Your Good Things and Mine
One Place/Another Face
You Can't Stay Here Long
Highschool Sweethearts
Girl Songs and Monster Songs
City Streets On A Dry Day
S'muther Wonderland
Leaping Lizards, It's Nothing
One Star Player Doesn't Save The Team
Standard Risk Assesment, Yes Please!


Table Of Contents:
Under Mattresses
The Lovesong Conspiracy
Do You Think My Other Identities Would Get Jealous?
Suck Ups Are Worse Than Elvis Fans
I Do Not Want To Meet Leonard Cohen In Montreal
Later Works In Gray
Laugh Through Your Sun Glasses
Silk For The Chauffeur
No, It's My Only Hope!
2005 Ways To Butcher A Cat
Stop Checking


Table Of Contents:
Alpha Male Twist
Flike, The Musical
Definitely Don't Miss The Mess
Cheap Paintings Of Coffee Mugs And The People Who Know Them Best
Sheriff + Tariff
Circus Games (Priests And Bunnies)
Decandence Revisited
How Holidays At Home Became Frozen Dinners In Foreign Kingdoms
Art Not A Living
Food Chain Baby
The Athiest Brother


Table Of Contents:
Un-Dress To Impress (Best You Can Manage)
Letters From Dottie
Evidence of Play: The Political Poems of Dottie Jax
Needlessly Offensive Lovesongs Part 1: Fear And Banality
Needlessly Offensive Lovesongs Part 2: Rapture And Despair
Oh We Talk Sometimes
Hicks, Hicks, Hicks
Emotional Landscapes, And Various Other Types Of Offensively Trite Bullshit
Youth Culture Is A Playset For Bored And Irresponsible Adults And Something Should Be Done About It Now
Bunny Behind The Counter (fit smile)
Bunny Behind The Counter (fit simile)
Oh No, He Brought Her or Finished Business/Silent Meetings
The Alpha Male Twist (Redux)


Table Of Contents:
Go Back To Those Gold Sounds
Nobody Rocks Like The Irish
Jazz Age In The Country 2
Blues Got My Rhythm
Never Grind The Stirrups, Heed The Deaf Whistles (Special Un-Edited Edition)
The Athiest Brother Goes To Bollywood
Alter Ego Sports
2005 Ways To Do The Twist (Originally By The Saxville 5, With Commentary By Alvin Saxville)
Flike, The Musical


Table Of Contents:
Yes I Spell It That Way
Child-Like Obsessions
Computers With Names
Human Goals: Ditsy Dolls
The One Only Sissies Ride
The Rememberment Plan Gets Ditched
Single Living, Until Tried
Outrageous Self-Love Disguised As Self Hate, And The Rhyme That Follows
Snails Of Puddles
Finally, Something I Can Sink My Teeth Into!
Latex Rollar Bunnies For The Living Impaired
Stay Alert, Baby Jade